KDP S3E10 – An Erotic Chicken Dance In A Winnebago

We’ve got through another Blackpool week and all the plot elements are starting to slot into place, as is Craig’s 10 paddle. We’ve also definitely had our wow moment. Finally.

  • How tickled were our Eurovision glands?
  • We realise that AJ has a huge online fandom and that we probably ought never to tangle with them
  • An extended extemporisation on the subject of Channing Tatum dancing in a sailor suit
  • Johannes is the hardest working man on Strictly and needs a celeb next year
  • Blackpool is arguably the best week to get knocked out of the competition
  • Can you twerk in a jive?

KDP S3E9 – Waiting For The Wow Moment

https://soundcloud.com/keepdancingpodcast/kdp-s3e9-waiting-for-the-wow-moment

Everyone wants to go to Blackpool! This series of Strictly continues to be absolutely all over the place. Nothing is certain, everything is topsy-turvy. The only thing that remains constant and reliable is that we’re annoyed by people dancing in inappropriate shoes.

This episode also includes:

  • A real talk serious moment about tabloid racism and diva stereotypes
  • We reveal the statistically deadliest dance!
  • Advice for a first time visitor to Blackpool (sorta)
  • Advice on the deployment of The Sprinkler
  • We want to see your heart and guts. In a good way.
  • How late can you have an off-week and still win Strictly?
  • Nobody wants to see you squat on the telly
  • Mystic Elliot makes a series of predictions

KDP S3E8 – The Converse Curse Gets Worse

We thought we’d seen the last of them, but they won’t go away. Inappropriate footwear is haunting the Strictly Ballroom!

This episode also contains:

  • A conspiracy theory about Avril Lavigne?
  • All unnecessary props are now ‘of Doom’. Gazebo of Doom, Cube of Doom, Cafe table of Doom
  • A request to leak the Dress Run footage of Danny’s Quickstep.
  • Is there too much faffing about? Is there such a thing as GOOD faffing about?
  • The financial implications of Charles Venn abandoning his pint

 

 

S3E7- This Hollow Charade

The podcast gang review the Halloween episode of our favourite musical soap opera with some nice frocks in it. Be very afraid.
This episode also contains:
– A canon-compatible Doctor Who combat tango!
– The podcasters who don’t have children find out about The Poo Song.
– We are pledging to join in with #shakeitwithshirley because she is the Content Queen
– Multiple interludes of despondent rage
– We compare the size of our tiny, tiny violins
– Can you be sarky on Strictly?
– Shoutouts to UltimateStrictly.com and @thestrictlygraph

S3E6 – Twelve Lifts and an Air Grab

With the scoring set to ‘RANDOM’ and the Couple’s Choice adding an extra level of confusing subjectivity to the proceedings, we find ourselves bereft as Vick falls foul of Shirley’s Serious Glasses of Doom.

Also in this episode:

 There are now spies in Graeme’s house

  • Is being weird and yelling JUICY NUGGETS a character? Yes, apparently
  • How much camp? Keep spooning it on. Keep going. Line up the dump truck
  • Somewhat sexy dance studio games to sort out your posture and reduce gapping
  • Shirley Ballas’ rotisserie chicken
  • Plus a very special Frock(s) of the Week (we chose two because they didn’t have a lot of fabric individually)

Email us any questions at keepdancingpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on twitter at @keepdancingpod

S3E5 – Totally Wholesome Family Show

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It’s an absolutely normal week for our favourite reality dance show! Do not think about The Event!

In this weekend’s episode:

  • The first rumba of the series leads us to ask ‘What’s the worst possible song for a rumba?’
  • A potpourri of laundrette anecdotes in lieu of a review of Charles’ disco salsa
  • We’re replacing 10 More Minutes of Bum Chat with 20 Minutes of Hubris
  • Real talk advice on what not to wear on the moon
  • How do you achieve narrative? What is the actual definition of ‘going the full pineapple’?
  • Plus another smashing Frock of the Week!

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S3E4 – A Stumble Away From Perfection

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded on Sunday evening just after the Results Show, and completed just after Rebecca Humphries released her statement on Monday evening. We haven’t addressed anything in this episode, because the only information available at time of recording was either gossip or in a paper we’re boycotting.

We’ve upgraded our recording setup, and now suddenly you can hear everything. Including Elliot’s office chair. Sorry about that.

In this week’s episode, we look at the magical whirl of confusing scoring, prop abuse and overtheming that constitutes Strictly’s Hottest Mess of a Theme Week.

Also featuring:

  • The single most damning review of a dance in the history of Keep Dancing Pod
  • We sort the pro dancers into Hogwarts houses
  • DISCO XENA?
  • A new winner of Frock of the Week!

We also shout out our local cinemas: Emily’s Parkway Cinema in Barnsley, Meg’s Connaught in Worthing and Ellie’s GFT and Grosvenor in Glasgow.

Josephine Baker dances the Charleston 

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