After week 2, we’ve got all sorts of strong views, especially about the end result. We’re sorting the Improvers from the Dead Ringers with the help of new crew member Ann – she’s sort of like our Shirley Ballas. Emily still likes Davood, Richard ventures views on frocks and Ellie has plans to start a commune with Susan, Susan’s wife Lee, Jonnie and everyone else who loves Jonnie.

And just in case you were wondering, the velvet & ermine robe is faux. Obviously.