No mess, no fuss, just fifteen dances and a whole new fresh series of Strictly stretching out ahead of us. It’s all downhill to Christmas from here. Polish the mirrorball and get your spray tan on. It’s time.

In this episode:
– We’re angry with Anton, but not all that surprised
– Graeme Swann’s surprising pants
– Someone needs to explain The Internet to the grownups
– Who’s got the biggest voting demographic? And how can they be stopped?