We’ve got through another Blackpool week and all the plot elements are starting to slot into place, as is Craig’s 10 paddle. We’ve also definitely had our wow moment. Finally.

• How tickled were our Eurovision glands?
• We realise that AJ has a huge online fandom and that we probably ought never to tangle with them
• An extended extemporisation on the subject of Channing Tatum dancing in a sailor suit
• Johannes is the hardest working man on Strictly and needs a celeb next year
• Blackpool is arguably the best week to get knocked out of the competition
• Can you twerk in a jive?